http://www.blackjaq.net built like gods... if Buddha was a god Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:19:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 built like gods... if Buddha was a god BlackJaq Studios no built like gods... if Buddha was a god http://www.blackjaq.net/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.blackjaq.net http://www.blackjaq.net/2013/02/26/aural-delights-season-3-premiere/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2013/02/26/aural-delights-season-3-premiere/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:19:22 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=512 http://www.blackjaq.net/2013/02/26/aural-delights-season-3-premiere/feed/ 0 The much anticipated and awaited Season 3 PREMIERE!! - This season promises to be more fun, more exciting, more FABULOUS INVENTIONS, more misadvantures in the realm of PSYBERTECH INDUSTRIES, more commercials, new villains, The much anticipated and awaited Season 3 PREMIERE!! This season promises to be more fun, more exciting, more FABULOUS INVENTIONS, more misadvantures in the realm of PSYBERTECH INDUSTRIES, more commercials, new villains, new mayhem and chaos and shenanigans and ZERO planned schedule. Without ANY intention at all, we strive to be as Ed Woodian as we can be. BlackJaq Productions: The mark of quality. Starring (in no particular order and possibly not even in this episode: Jacqui More McKenna Jr. Erik McKenna Christina Nary Jamie Spike Jeremy Anderson Karrie Haight Randy Haight Juice McKenna James Kratpensky   Stay tuned. Due to demand and high volume (a shock to all of us, believe me!) Jacqui's book is entering its SECOND PRINT RUN!! A new cover and new teasers and some additional material never seen before will be showcased in this 2nd print run. Kirk's 20 years in the making book of poetry will be released later this year (2013) Field of Lost Souls blog and Jacqui's weight loss journal blog are gaining readers and support daily. (her Jax Lounge facebook vlogs will start to appear here and her KiddJax Youtube channel, so stay tuned and subscribe) New voice actor Jeremy Anderson (with help of Jamie Spike) has launched Jer Bear's QUILTED CREATION, where he makes quilts, custom dog bandanas, custom embroidery, totes, bags, change purses, dog bed and cat bed covers, all sorts of excitingly fun things! Nearby, in the badlands of Lakewood, Juice McKenna has recently opened up her massage, Reiki, and personal training studio. She knows her shit and BlackJaq personally recommends her for all your relevant needs. And we won't forget Jim Kratpensky who has some serious artistic skill. Not 100% certain where he showcases his artwork, but we've have our hot little hands on some and have seen items on his facebook and it's totally awesome sauce!! BlackJaq Studios no 22:09 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/11/16/aural-delights-season-2-episode-9/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/11/16/aural-delights-season-2-episode-9/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:20:04 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=451 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/11/16/aural-delights-season-2-episode-9/feed/ 0 Allies, Dumpsters, and Hobo Cuisine - Starring Kirk McKenna – Sacks Galore Erik McKenna - Cyclops Jacqui More – Snacks Galore - Outtakes From Technical Assistance Kirk McKenna Karrie Haight - The Guinea Pig Starring Allies, Dumpsters, and Hobo Cuisine Starring Kirk McKenna – Sacks Galore Erik McKenna - Cyclops Jacqui More – Snacks Galore Outtakes From Technical Assistance Kirk McKenna Karrie Haight The Guinea Pig Starring Kirk McKenna – as customer Christina Nary - as snotty waitress Interlude  Kirk McKenna Drive Thru Starring Erik McKenna – as fat guy Jacqui More - as LaDASHa Kirk McKenna - as drive thru gopher Outro Cheezy Tuna by BlackJaq BlackJaq Studios no 18:51 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/10/26/site-overhaul-and-season-3/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/10/26/site-overhaul-and-season-3/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:10:07 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=483 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/10/26/site-overhaul-and-season-3/feed/ 0 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/27/aural-delights-season-2-episode-8/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/27/aural-delights-season-2-episode-8/#comments Sat, 28 Jul 2012 02:48:24 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=447 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/27/aural-delights-season-2-episode-8/feed/ 0   - Interlude 1 Word of the Day by: Jacqui More - Tony Robbins Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself, as the Narrator, as Sheeple crowd member, as Wink Estrogen and Announcer 2 Jacqui More – as herself, as Announcer 1, as Tony Robbins   Interlude 1 Word of the Day by: Jacqui More Tony Robbins Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself, as the Narrator, as Sheeple crowd member, as Wink Estrogen and Announcer 2 Jacqui More – as herself, as Announcer 1, as Tony Robbins Interlude 2 Word of the Day: By Kirk McKenna Road Rage Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as herself Interlude 3 Word of the Day: by Jacqui More Place of the Day: by Kirk McKenna Outro The Swallows - It's not the Meat It's the Motion BlackJaq Studios no 15:51 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/13/aural-delights-season-2-episode-7/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/13/aural-delights-season-2-episode-7/#comments Sat, 14 Jul 2012 02:54:18 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=442 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/07/13/aural-delights-season-2-episode-7/feed/ 0   - Interlude 1 Jacqui reads song lyrics from Club 69's "Drama" - Technical Assistance Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as Teacher Karrie Haight – as herself - Interlude 2  Karrie reads song lyrics from Club 69's "Let me be you...   Interlude 1 Jacqui reads song lyrics from Club 69's "Drama" Technical Assistance Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as Teacher Karrie Haight – as herself Interlude 2  Karrie reads song lyrics from Club 69's "Let me be your Underwear" Snoregasm System another FABULOUS INVENTION! Starring Kirk McKenna – as Wink Estrogen Jacqui More – as Dr. Jacqui More Karrie Haight - as The Fabulous Inventions Announcer Interlude 3 Kirk reads song lyrics from Club 69's "Diva" Outro "Te Gusto" from the BlackJaq CD "Earthly Delights"  BlackJaq Studios no 16:19 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/06/08/aural-delights-season-2-episode-6/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/06/08/aural-delights-season-2-episode-6/#comments Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:53:54 +0000 Jacqui http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=429 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/06/08/aural-delights-season-2-episode-6/feed/ 0   - E E E E E V V V V O O O O  - Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as herself and The Evil Galactic Overlord Jamie Spike – as herself -   - BlackJaq Public Service Announcement - Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself   E E E E E V V V V O O O O  Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as herself and The Evil Galactic Overlord Jamie Spike – as herself   BlackJaq Public Service Announcement Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as announcer Jamie Spike – as herself   Getting Drunk with Liza Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Lizsha Jacqui More – as herself Jamie Spike – as herself   Interludes Starring Kirk McKenna – Yo daddy lunch Jacqui More – Yo mama kool aid Jamie Spike – Yo daddy hands Jamie Spike - Yo daddy Sea World Outro Skyline Machine (City Mix) - from BlackJaq's Technosexual CD BlackJaq Studios no 18:45 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/18/aural-delights-season-2-episode-5/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/18/aural-delights-season-2-episode-5/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 03:21:33 +0000 Kirk http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=412 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/18/aural-delights-season-2-episode-5/feed/ 0   - Hillbilly Chic (based on actual, real life events) - Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself and Snatch Galore Jamie Spike – as herself Erik McKenna – as Boss   Hillbilly Chic (based on actual, real life events) Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself and Snatch Galore Jamie Spike – as herself Erik McKenna – as Boss Christina Nary – as Worker and Snuggles Galore Jim KrashHelmut- as Worker Juice McKenna - as Worker   The Return of E.G.O. (Evil Galactic Overlord) Starring Kirk McKenna – as the Narrator, as himself, as The Wheel of Death Jacqui More – as herself Jamie Spike – as herself and Snatch Galore Erik McKenna – as himself Christina Nary – as herself and Snuggles Galore Juice McKenna - as Creeper Rose and The Evil Galactic Overlord Jim KrashHelmut - as Snacks Galore   Passwords Juice McKenna Jim KrKrashHelmut   Outros Donna Summer MacArthur Park   BlackJaq Studios no 22:08 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/04/aural-delights-season-2-episode-4/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/04/aural-delights-season-2-episode-4/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 02:25:42 +0000 Kirk http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=403 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/05/04/aural-delights-season-2-episode-4/feed/ 0   - HoeDown - Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself and Snatch Galore Jamie Spike – as herself and Snuggles Galore Erik McKenna – as himself Christina Nary – as herself -   -   HoeDown Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself and Snatch Galore Jamie Spike – as herself and Snuggles Galore Erik McKenna – as himself Christina Nary – as herself   Fabulous Inventions – Asymmetrical Double-Lengthening Compensator Starring Kirk McKenna – as Wink Estrogen Jacqui More – as Dr. Jacqui More Jamie Spike – as announcer Erik McKenna – as Peter Little Christina Nary – as Mrs. Peter Little   The Terminatrix Part 2 Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as The Terminatrix Jamie Spike – as herself Erik McKenna – as himself and Snacks Galore Christina Nary – as herself and Creeper Rose   Yo Mama and Yo Daddy Christina Nary Erik McKenna Kirk McKenna Jamie Spike Jacqui More BlackJaq Studios no http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/04/20/aural-delights-season-2-episode-3/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/04/20/aural-delights-season-2-episode-3/#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 01:19:44 +0000 Kirk http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=395 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/04/20/aural-delights-season-2-episode-3/feed/ 0 The Galores go to the Purple Pussy - Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself Karrie Haight – as Snuggles Galore Randy Haight - as Snacks Galore Jamie Spike - as Snatch  Galore - The Terminaxtrix Part 1 The Galores go to the Purple Pussy Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself and Sacks Galore Jacqui More – as herself Karrie Haight – as Snuggles Galore Randy Haight - as Snacks Galore Jamie Spike - as Snatch  Galore The Terminaxtrix Part 1 Starring Kirk McKenna – as himself Jacqui More – as herself & The Terminatrix Karrie Haight – as herself Randy Haight - as himself Jamie Spike - as herself Yo Daddy Jokes Randy Haight Karrie Haight Jamie Spike Jacqui More Outro - Disco Buscuits written by Jamie Spike & Produced by BlackJaq Studios BlackJaq Studios no 12:30 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/03/23/aural-delights-season-2-episode-2/ http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/03/23/aural-delights-season-2-episode-2/#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2012 02:29:43 +0000 Kirk http://www.blackjaq.net/?p=388 http://www.blackjaq.net/2012/03/23/aural-delights-season-2-episode-2/feed/ 0   - Meet The Galores Starring Kirk McKenna - as himself, Sacks Galore, Narrator, and Leroy Jacqui More - as herself, The PsyberTech Commercial Voice, and Snatch Galore Karrie Haight - as Snuggles Galore - Alternate Reality Holmes & Watson   Meet The Galores Starring Kirk McKenna - as himself, Sacks Galore, Narrator, and Leroy Jacqui More - as herself, The PsyberTech Commercial Voice, and Snatch Galore Karrie Haight - as Snuggles Galore Alternate Reality Holmes & Watson Starring Kirk McKenna - as himself, Narrator, Sherlock Holmes Jacqui More - as herself, Dr. Watson Karrie Haight - as herself, Mrs. Hudson Knock Knock Joke Interludes Karrie Haight Kirk McKenna Jacqui More Outro BlackJaq - Ode to Korla Pandit from the CD Navigate by the Light of the Glowing Buddha BlackJaq Studios no 17:15